It's just like the Real World with babies
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
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FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
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Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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