as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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