vagina is talking i cant
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
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i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
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I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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