Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
Randomize
