I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
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We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
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The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Who died my cat blue again?
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