and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one