Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
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I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I need moral support for this bender
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My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
sex in a hospital.. check
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.