Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
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