Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
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There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
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Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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