I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
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My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
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All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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