Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
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I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
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it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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