Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
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i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
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I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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