so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
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i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
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I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
i think im in europe. pls send help
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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