Do vagina's smell?
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
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she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
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Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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