honey bunches of taint.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
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Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
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"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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