I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
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He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
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I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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