How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
After tacos, we're chasing women.
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