I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
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How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
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I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect