erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
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You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
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I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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