Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (641): View more from Iowa

  are you wasted or are you getting laid?

  (515): View more from Iowa

  ebdebdebdebd

  (641): View more from Iowa

  wow

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (641): are you wasted or are you getting laid? (515): ebdebdebdebd (641): wow http://tfl.nu/m3dh
  Replies (23) Good night (5589) Bad night (749)
• Favorite

  (715): View more from Wisconsin

  ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (715): ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today http://tfl.nu/9i5r
  Replies (56) Good night (999) Bad night (1681)
• Favorite

  (310): View more from California

  you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (310): you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday. http://tfl.nu/y9g2
  Replies (6) Good night (3557) Bad night (648)
• Favorite

  (609): View more from New Jersey

  I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (609): I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'. http://tfl.nu/kkmi
  Replies (12) Good night (5966) Bad night (1406)
• Favorite

  (816): View more from Missouri

  At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (816): At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug. http://tfl.nu/yhlg
  Replies (7) Good night (5039) Bad night (1113)
• Favorite

  (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (603): I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad. http://tfl.nu/5dfv
  Replies (12) Good night (1361) Bad night (4073)
• Favorite

  (901): View more from Tennessee

  There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (901): There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome. http://tfl.nu/rmal
  Replies (2) Good night (3196) Bad night (1100)
• Favorite

  (402): View more from Nebraska

  We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (402): We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever. http://tfl.nu/2k0u
  Replies (7) Good night (2655) Bad night (726)
• Favorite

  (618): View more from Illinois

  I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (618): I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60 http://tfl.nu/6i7r
  Replies (10) Good night (1472) Bad night (1126)
• Favorite

  (905): View more from Ontario

  i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (905): i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth. http://tfl.nu/negs
  Replies (1) Good night (547) Bad night (994)
• Favorite

  (831): View more from California

  Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (831): Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur http://tfl.nu/smm5
  Replies (2) Good night (1015) Bad night (632)
• Favorite

  (512): View more from Texas

  This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (512): This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's http://tfl.nu/e5h3
  Replies (3) Good night (602) Bad night (329)
• Favorite

  (404): View more from Georgia

  yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (404): yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants http://tfl.nu/r49e
  Replies (3) Good night (524) Bad night (242)
• Favorite

  (715): View more from Wisconsin

  He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (715): He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not.. http://tfl.nu/15ql
  Replies (26) Good night (502) Bad night (230)
• Favorite

  (410): View more from Maryland

  AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (410): AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX http://tfl.nu/6wyg
  Replies (1) Good night (549) Bad night (193)

Randomize