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ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo

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(914): ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo http://tfl.nu/67fe

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(205): View more from Alabama

I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...

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(205): I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand... http://tfl.nu/3a2z

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(201): View more from New Jersey

so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?

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(201): so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA? http://tfl.nu/qz9z

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(860): View more from Connecticut

So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.

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(860): So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever. http://tfl.nu/64bh

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?

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(617): how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night? http://tfl.nu/7t3i

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(586): View more from Michigan

there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.

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(586): there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control. http://tfl.nu/uxm4

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(443): View more from Maryland

I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.

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(443): I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again. http://tfl.nu/jzey

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My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique

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(555): My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique http://tfl.nu/mm4o

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(615): View more from Tennessee

You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.

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(615): You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible. http://tfl.nu/1rrn

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(315): View more from New York

3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.

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(315): 3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn. http://tfl.nu/iak3

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(626): View more from California

yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably

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(626): yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably http://tfl.nu/rjum

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(310): View more from California

We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....

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(310): We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries.... http://tfl.nu/y7n3

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(770): View more from Georgia

I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.

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(770): I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid. http://tfl.nu/3jns

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(304): View more from West Virginia

We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.

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(304): We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow. http://tfl.nu/lf7j

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(818): View more from California

You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers

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(818): You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers http://tfl.nu/8klr

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