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• (913): View more from Kansas

  I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.

  (402): View more from Nebraska

  Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?

  (913): View more from Kansas

  Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.

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• (646): View more from New York

  How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.

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• (435): View more from Utah

  Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids

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• (239): View more from Florida

  Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.

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• (415): View more from California

  My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect

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