you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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