yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
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That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
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We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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