hell yes lets make some ravioli
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
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