I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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