So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
another moral hangover. fuck.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
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He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
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First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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