During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
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So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
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I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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