Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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