Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
