so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
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can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
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What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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