Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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