So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
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who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
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Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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