I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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