I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
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just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
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It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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