everyone is single if you try hard enough
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
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But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
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BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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