Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I just had sex on a roof
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
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