i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
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Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
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You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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