just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
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I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
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I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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