I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
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DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
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My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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