If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
operation have a gay friend backfired
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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