You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
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Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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