The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
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as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
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Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
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