VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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