she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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