So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
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Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
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I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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