it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
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I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
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Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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