i think my mom watched the whole time
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
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I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
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No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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