dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
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