Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
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Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I just made a cocktail. Had one shot of vodka left. It looked lonely so I decided to reunite it with its vodka friends in my bloodstream.
Starting the day at 1:44 in the afternoon. With a hot pocket and a mixer. Who knew my life had this kind of possibility.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
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Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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