ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
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Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
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I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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