Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
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made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
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I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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