so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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