so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
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First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
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Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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