That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
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I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
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He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
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I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.