Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.