She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
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Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
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I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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