my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.