i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.