I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
She said her name was "party"
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
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I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
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Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
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