last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
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He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
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Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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